— On the public record —
Certificate № MIO-2026-DAATXF
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Certificate of Official Friendship
Be it known to all reading this document, on this May 30, 2026
that
Matthew Taylor
and
Clay Kimball
of sound mind and matching energy, did enter into a binding* friendship, now and forever known to this platform as
“Official Homeboys”
№
MIO-2026-DAATXF
MIO
Officiated
May 30, 2026
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